Travelling with Girls

Note: When travelling with 4 females the token male will be the protector and provider (as in the wild)  

Bearing the above in mind,you will NEVER have enough toilet paper, even in decent 4 star hotels, there will NEVER be enough toilet paper, or toilette papiere, or toiletten papier, in any language in any Euro country, when travelling with girls, there will NEVER be enough , 

So, you will have to be inventive to be able to satisfy demand for your clan...

See Above Pics for this morning's efforts in Tivoli, Italy: 

1) check the dunny area, (toilette regione)

2) notice that the situation re paper is dire (it usually is...)

3) go down 3 floors to reception to find it unattended, 

4) go into the adjacent restaurant toilets (either male or female will do as facility is closed at 0700hrs)

 to find large commercial quantity of paper in wall dispensers.

5) unroll from wall dispenser approx 40 metres while simultaneously winding it between hand and elbow, 

6) hide the rolled up hank under shirt and repair self to upstairs room.

7) locate the empty cardboard roll in bin

8) carefully and (somewhat skillfuly) re-roll the acquired paper onto the used one.

9) replace onto wall bracket ready for use by awakening multiple females.

10) VOILA ! you are now a GOOD man and provider but this seemingly small and insignificant task will go some way to making your day travelling with said females a better one as it serves to improve their waking mood and set the tone for the day .

One problem, they have now gone to breakfast in the hotel and I have some peace to finally use the single toilet facility and I look over to the toilet roll , BLOODY, WHAT THE...????

sometimes, life is not fair...